Cruelly aware of the ill-fitting shirt, the fat chick quickly gathers basil and runs from the thick glowing smog into her humble yet equally contaminated abode.
(Am I the only one who finds it odd that air quality warnings say to stay inside? Unless I'm living in a self-contained biosphere, am I not breathing the same air indoors as out? My windows don't have filters and neither do my doors. Granted the air is slow to seep in, but if the air quality is poor for weeks on end, surely the only filter cleaning my house's air is my lungs. Am I missing something??)