Me. By Gosh. It's soooo me.

I'm sure I can't be the only one online to get sucked into taking the "online quiz". You know, it helps me know where I really stand in this world. Of course sometimes, it helps me to figure out my best sleeping position, too. Heavy hitting stuff, I tell ya. So, to cover all of my bases, I've kept my online test results in a draft folder to someday use on my site. Now, I'm opening the vault to openly share all of myself with you...my one faithful reader. Without further ado, I give you...well, me...in a painfully accurate nutshell:

• I am twisted. (from How evil are you?)
• I am Superman (from Superhero Personality Test)
• My IQ is 142 "A Universal Genius" (from the Testriffic IQ Test)
• My idea sleeping pose is "Excalibur" (from Find Your Pose)
• My impending death: As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body. (from The Death Psychic)
• My personality type: INTJ 22-38-1-44 (from Humanmetrics' Jung Typology Test)
• My alter ego is Goofy. Yup! (from Which Walt Disney Character is Your Alter Ego?)
• I have been banished you to the Second Level of Hell! (from Dante Inferno Hell Test)
• I have a North Central American accent. Seen Fargo? (from What American accent do you have?)
• I am a Social Liberal (80% permissive) and a Economic Liberal (28% permissive) You are best described as a: Strong Democrat. (from The Politics Test)
• I am Carole Lombard (from The Classic Dames Test)