Why didn't you tell me this would happen??

Oh, sure, I received several emails and comments about the white eyebrow hair post. Commiseration and condolences both. But no one mentioned that THIS would happen. A white eyelash?? THE HORROR! It's not as if the eyelash is a quiet little whispy one. OH, no, of course not. It's proud and long. Like a white flag screaming, "I surrender to ye, dear impending death." Aging is major suckitude, I tell ya.