Apparently, we need more crime...

I have been summoned to appear for Jury Duty for this week, October 10-13. Nothing on October 9, 'cuz of Columbus day. Now, after calling the summons phone number, I’ve found out there’s no jury duty on the 10th or 11th. I finally get called and now…nuttin’?? Oh the humanity! Hopefully something will come up on Thursday or Friday. Keep your fingers crossed and please, continue to break the law -- your wannabe jurors depend upon it.