I've got two mediocre movies to review this week. *yawn*

• Tomb Raider -- What is up with the stryofoam boobs? The breasts were the leading ladies and offered more interest to the film than any other aspect. There were a few cool scenes that saved this one from being a complete flop. C
• Swordfish -- Lame. *yawn*. Is Travolta's career finally over? I thought that Battlefield Earth and Lucky Numbers were the nails in the coffin. Maybe Swordfish is the final nail? I heard that there may be a Battlefield Earth sequel. heheheh. Just say no. C-